Hell sure is weird. I mean, you go there no matter what if you're not a good Christian? And you have to spend eternity there being tortured no matter what degree of evil you were? That would be like if our society saw stealing Skittles and running over children as equal crimes. (We don't, of course; stealing Skittles gets you a slap on the wrist and running over children gets you 200 points).
But what if Hell is nothing like we think it is? What if it actually is logical and does make sense?
Furthermore, what's up with Heaven? We have to work hard our whole lives avoiding the overwhelming temptation of sin in order to get there. Then, after 80 years of G-rated movies and gospel music, we're rewarded with... an eternity of that stuff.
All the answers could very well be in the Bible, but maybe it's just not explained clearly enough. I mean, the book is really old, we may just need an updated version. If you think about it, Christianity is not doing a very good job of keeping up with the competition, because science textbooks get updated all the damn time. I propose that the Bible be re-written in a much easier to read format. Maybe something that this generation of idiots can understand. Since I'm a solution man, I've taken the liberty of getting this Bible 2.0 project underway:
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